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David Rattigan, Testicle Stealer
David is more than a man; he’s a Mormon – but not really. He’s actually Catholic but sort of agnostic, which makes him one-hundred percent agnostic. David wishes he wasn’t so open about his religious beliefs online. He doesn’t really know why he’s telling you this. He’s a bit stupid, really.
Glenn Rhodes, Beige Lampshade
Creator of The Impossible Quiz, Glenn weighs one-hundred-and-fifty grams and fires thirty-two pence custom milkbottles at three rounds per week. He also did the pictures.
Jamie Breeze, Resident LittleBigPlanet Expert
Master of knives, bells, and whistles, Jamie is cranially unoccupied. A sarcastic knob, his trickery of the tradery usually floats around video games and music like lonely cirrus cloud above the sea of Okhotsk. Any money missing from your wallet is purely personalised wage.
Stephen Tailby, Gap Collector
There once was a man who imagined everything tasted like cork, everyone wore at least one hat, and the very fabric of the universe was made of an undisclosed but extremely soft fabric. His name was Eric from Shropshire. Stephen thinks nothing like Eric.
Thomas Howarth, Former Magical Mystery Tour Guide
Thomas is a moral nihilist, meaning that whilst he enjoys cheese-on-toast, paisley shirts, and Roy Walker clip shows, he will never declare that they are ethically good.
Chris Jackson, Soap Dispenser
“And so, there I was, faced with the challenge of writing a short biography,” Chris said. Procrastination was Chris’ favourite thing, so his short biography was never actually fini
bread&crows, Robot Slave
These posts are written by David unless mentioned otherwise. We don’t actually have a robot slave. We wish we did. Though we’d prefer two robot slaves, and possibly a robot dog called BIP-BIP.
